so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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