last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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