I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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