Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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