After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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