I love black thongs
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
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he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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