its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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