i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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