we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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