How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I need moral support for this bender
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
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I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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