dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
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I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
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Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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