Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
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They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
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