don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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