and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
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yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
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I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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