Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
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i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Can I color on your dick again?
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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