My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
