Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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