Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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