i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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