Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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