My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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