Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
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I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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