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you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
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why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
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Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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