So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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