His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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