He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
