I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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