My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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