i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Just cropdusted the office
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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