The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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