they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
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No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
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& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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