theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
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I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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