I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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