Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
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You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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