He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
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The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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