Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
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This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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