just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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