Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
