return my video game
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
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My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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