I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Too much gin, very little bucket
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
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she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
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after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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