You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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