THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
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I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
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We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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