He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Randomize
