I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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