It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
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My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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