all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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