Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
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Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
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I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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