That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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