Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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