just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
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We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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