do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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